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Song Parodies -> "Newt's Back in Town"

Original Song Title:

"New Kid in Town"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Newt's Back in Town"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

I can't stand this blowhard! He's a liar, a crook, a philanderer, he got tossed out of Congress on ethics violations, divorced wives while they were dying of cancer, and God knows what else he's done. He wants to repeal Child Labor laws! And the Republicans want to put this bozo in the White House???? What is wrong with you people?? You're not happy unless you have a miscreant in the Oval Office?
There's talk in the news; it sounds so familiar
Just like the 90's, everybody's watching Newt.
The GOP, they all seem to know him
Up to his old tricks, acting like he's something new

Romney's been fading; it's Newt Gingrich now...
But no one can trust him, he'll just let them down

You look at the polls; his scandals come into play
A hopeless campaign, there he goes again
The Hard Christian Right, they're "lookin' the other way"
They're all hypocrites until the end!

Oh, Romney's been fading; it's Newt Gingrich now...
Will they still want him when Mitt's not around?

There's so many things Newt never told 'em....
but lie after lie, we'll make him disclose them
disclose them, (we) need to expose him...

There's talk about Mitt, the papers remind him,
it doesn't really matter which side he's on.
He'll flip-flop all day; they're still standing behind him
They will pledge their support until someone like Newt comes along

Where you been, that Newt's back in town?
Everybody loves him.....or do they?
But he's surging now, and you're polls are down......Oh, my, my
I guess it's Newt Gingrich now--------
We've had enough of Newt Gingrich now..........
Ooh, hoo
Republicans are talking that it's Newt Gingrich now.
Ooh, hoo
Democrats are mocking him; it's Newt Gingrich now.
Yes, it's Newt Gingrich now
I just don't believe it!
Yes, it's Newt Gingrich now
I just can't believe it!
Yes, it's Newt Gingrich now
Yes, it's Newt Gingrich now
Yes, it's Newt Gingrich now
Democrats are hopin' that it's Newt Gingrich now
They'll all soon be votin' him down-----------------
There's a Newt back in town
There's a Newt back in town
(fade out)

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Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
To paraphrase the immortal words of the man who went on to marry Catherine Zeta-Jones, "This is a time for serious people, Newt, and your 15 minutes were up 16 years ago!"
Mitt - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Newt: idjit clown.

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