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Song Parodies -> "Nude Kid In Town"

Original Song Title:

"New Kid In Town"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Nude Kid In Town"

Parody Written by:

Derry

The Lyrics

To the following OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W444_V7ETnA
You walk down the street, endowed so peculiar
Great trepidation, scary bod and crotch in view
People are freaked, they all scream to clothe you
Even the postman seeks to hide your buns so crude

Body hung lamely, the nude kid's in town
Everybody shuns you, so don't come around

Forsook and despised, your lewdness is on display
Hopelessly frantic, fear begins to trend
Your haft is so vile, we're shook, as your mother prays
It's those messed up parts that so offend

Ah-ah
Modesty 'scapes thee, the rude kid astounds
Would we still shudder if you wore a gown?

[Break]

There's not many things that could be grosser
You frighten the tykes, you're chillin' your grocer
Gets colder, fears of exposure

The cops on the beat despair when they spy you
Dozens reel and scatter with strides so long
They gawk in dismay at your frockless behind view
What would ever possess you to strut in the nude? It's so wrong

Bare and not shapely. There's a nude kid in town
Everybody's running, posthaste
As you boldly stir, and you mill around

Oh, my, my, my
There's a nude kid in town
Such an ugly nude kid in town

Ooh, hoo
Everybody's squawking 'bout the nude kid in town
Ooh, hoo
Everybody's shocked about the nude kid in town

There's a nude kid in town
Hind is gaunt and dreary
There's a nude kid in town
I don't want you near me
There's a nude kid in town
There's a nude kid in town

There's a nude kid in town
Everybody's gawking
There's a nude kid in town
Feeble parts are shocking
There's a nude kid in town
There's a nude kid in town
There's a nude kid in town
There's a nude kid in town

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Patrick - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Moonwalking isn't just for Michael Jackson anymore.
WarrenB - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
And you can do a sequel to this to U2's "Pride (in the Name of Love)" called "Pride (on display in buff)". Very funny lines throughout.
alvin - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
i was in stitches about this kid without a stitch....nicely written
Meriadoc - August 25, 2012 - Report this comment
A great improvement on the OS - loved frockless behind view!

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