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Song Parodies -> "Where Is My Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"Best Of My Love"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Where Is My Stuff"

Parody Written by:

Faye Raye

The Lyrics

In December we Brits had a massive amount of snow that ground everything, inluding the post) to a massive halt. This is dedicated to everyone in Britain would ordered presents online only to have them stuck in a sorting depo because of the snow BTW 'half inched' is sland for pinched or stolen
‘Bout Christmastime
I’m shopping online
Cuz it is easy I’m told
Beating all of the seasonal rush
And snuggled away from the cold
I think I’m being clever
But the truth is far more rough
Now I’m starting to wonder just where the Hell is my stuff

A book for Aunt Hannah
Perfume for Nana
I used a nice secure site
The seller is fine, they sent it on time
But Royal Mail’s delivery’s shite
Not long ago, we had a bit of snow
Something they can’t rise above
Now it looking like I will not be getting my stuff

Oh Royal Mail… Just where’s the Hell is my stuff
Royal Mail…Why can you just send me my stuff
I ordered Uncle Ned a crate a rare beer
It was the perfect gift, but there was a huge snow drift
And now it’s stuck in Shropshire

So every morning, I wake up and wonder
Will I see postie today?
The roads all round here are finally clear
But the backlog has caused a delay
They say that can deliver on the 29th, do they think that that’s soon enough?
I’m starting to think that somebody’s half inched my stuff

Sod e-commerce …. Next year I’ll shop for my stuff
Sod e-commerce …. Next year I’ll shop for my stuff

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Old Man Ribber - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice version of a good song. It's a year of big snows here in the colonies too. ;D

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