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Song Parodies -> "Bean Burrito"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Bean Burrito"

Parody Written by:

Kelly Shatzer

The Lyrics

Bean burrito, when I''m drunk I do crave you
I've been waiting in this drive-thru, for so long now
I must have you, even though you're not on my diet,
This line's barely moving; I must be patient somehow

Beans and cheese and sour cream,
Wrapped up in a flour tortilla
Taco Bell is always your best bet
The ads say they're open until 2am
But they always close too early
The one thing that I want, I can't get

Bean burrito, you are getting a little closer
The pain from my hunger, is driving me nuts
I always want you, oh, after a hard night of drinking
Only you can calm these rumblings in my gut

Don't know how long I can stay in this line,
No cars have moved and it's 1:59,
I may puke, and I have to pee
Your cheesy goodness will rescue me
My head is spinning, make it go away

Bean burrito, you need to get in my belly
Cause peanut butter and jelly, just won't do
The line is moving, but now the window is closing
They better let me have you

Please don't close the drive-thru
Rats! Now it's too late

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Lee - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment
This was great! Deserved more votes. 5's.

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