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Song Parodies -> "Milkaholic"

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News Story: / The commercial:
Lindsay Lohan‘s… Suing E-Trade for her likeness
Guess you don’t have to be liked first to acquire one
Dumb talking babies
Don’t use her name it’s high treason
Use Mary, Teresa, Sue
No Lindsays allowed!

When she saw that talking infant, boy
Scream “Milka-what?!” on cable
She fell apart cause it made her stressed

Like a canary she will sing
Those toddlers made her unstable
So one hundred million bucks she’ll soon possess

Milkaholic… With the same name as that youngster
In pain and you suffered now you want a load
It’s bullshit, All bullshit
It’s just one year olds talking
With financial hawking you think that you are owed

Did you just run out of your crack cocaine?
Saw the Super Bowl and heard you proclaim
Bring kids to court and they will get me paid

You’re a “Mean Girl” for this lawsuit
Now you’re “Parent Trapped” with bad publicity

Milkaholic… Why are you acting so brainless?
You washed-up drugged actress
Who lost her fame!
My mind is straining
To see how this ad upset you
Like Herbie you are “Fully Loaded”
(You are “Fully Loaded”)
You are such a "Teenage Drama Queen"
To milk it this much

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Old Man Ribber - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
What if the baby had been named Britney? Wonderful job! ;D
Patrick - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
We need a special court where lawsuits such as this can be laughed out of existence before anyone is harmed financially. For the right price, I would volunteer.
Fiddlegirl - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto Patrick's comment above. And 555 for your satire--- Maybe we should call Lindsey a "bilk-aholic" :D
Matthias - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent work, Matty.
McKludge - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Oops, that's my comment above. Typed in the wrong name.
Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
"Got Lohan"......BASHED! LOL
Tommy Turtle - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody, but I'm going to take the minority viewpoint (gee, how often does *that* ever happen?) and say that LH has a good legal case here.
          No matter how rotten she is, she owns her name, reputation, and persona, and it seems very likely that the ad would create the assumption that it referred to her. They need to get her permission and pay her, or else, as the linked article said, use some name not so associated - like, maybe, Matty :)
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Boy, am I sorry I missed this one the first time around. Consider yourself a fiveaholic.
DivaLasVegas - August 05, 2010 - Report this comment
It's the price she pays for "Livin' La Vida LowHand ", SquireMat !
Agrimorfee - May 08, 2013 - Report this comment
I missed this story the first time round, so your explanation helped. Topicality ....
Rex - May 11, 2013 - Report this comment
"You washed-up drugged actress" -- careful, Matty, you're setting yourself up for a lawsuit. :-) And by the way, anyone here who has ever referenced my name, you owe me one...hundred,,,MILLION...dollars! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Max Power - May 18, 2013 - Report this comment
I liked her when she was on Mean Girls, now she's a wreck, what happened? Also, the lawsuit was stupid as hell, this parody nails it! Just hope you won't get hit with a lawsuit...
bobpiecheese - May 20, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy balls, the egos some celebrities can have. Pretty good parody despite the sluggish OS, 555!
Jeff Reuben - May 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Lindsay sued Ebay? I live in a cave. Well done milking this for all it was worth.
Arwen - May 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...loved the LL movie references...and this overall made me laugh. Nice work, Matty!

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