-> "Jess Bravado"
Original Song Title:
"Desperado"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jess Bravado"
The Lyrics
Jess Bravado, why don't you come to your senses
You’ve stacked up these offenses, for so long now
Oh, you've a hard head
We don't know, what are your reasons?
These things that we scream at you
Could hurt you, and how!
Did you skew the math of blackjack, boy?
You can't win with a fable
You know the queen of hearts is always minus one 1
Now it seems to me some odd things
Were seen on your black-jack table
And we haven't learned a thing when you're done
Jess Bravado, oh you are getting annoying
I hope you're enjoying, the beatings you take
And winning, oh winning, well, that's just your ego talking
Your amateur squawking shows that you're just a fake
Do you think you're great when you feed us lines?
You side count eights and you side count nines 2
It's hard to tell the truth from all the junk
You say that Hi-Lo just can't win
Ain't it funny how your math has been, debunked
Jess Bravado, why don't you come to your senses
Let's stop the pretenses, close your debate
It may be painful, but now it's high time to quit it
You better wake up soon and get it
(wake up soon and get it)
You better wake up soon and get it
Or score a cruel fate
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