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Song Parodies -> "Take Me, Sneezy"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me, Sneezy"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...snow white sings...
well, he's a stunnin' little gnome
and i live in his home
of the seven midgets, he's most fine
four are rather homely
two are only cronies
one, though, is a crush of mine
take me, sneezy...take me, sneezy
you are renowned for your appeal
treat me sleazy
liven up my life, small man
though only three feet tall, you stand
you've got an ax to grind, so grand
so take me, sneezy

well, i'm a-sleepin' in the corner
in fact, i'm in a coma
such a sad sight to see
i'm a girl, adored who a bad witch floored
poison apple took a bite of me
kiss me, baby...don't mean maybe
don't need a charmin' prince to love
but you could save me
get me roused...i need your kiss
and we could spend our lives wrapped in bliss
so pucker up, i'll be your miss
take me sneezy...alright ?

well, now that stunnin' little gnome
kicked me out of his home
its a world of trouble that i find
though i have recovered
he don't want no lovin'
at least not none of mine
he takes sleepy...he takes sleepy
i think the way they carry on is kinda creepy
don't like ladies...don't want babies
he seems to act like my sweet love would give him rabies

ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh ooh

and now i know he's stuck on sleepy
yeah, sneezy's stuck on sleepy

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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McKludge - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
HA HA HA HA! I think this is the dirtiest parody I've seen from you, alvin, and I love it.
alvin - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge...yeah, it is kinda disgusting, ain't it ....glad ya dug it
Mark Scotti - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
We've traded, Alvin, cause that was my fav of the day!! Those dirty little dwarves..... Driect from Walt's "Other" movie studio???? LOL
Timmy1000 - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Good OS and parody - methinks that Sneezy had a bit of talent with that nose.
AFW - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
You mean Snow White had a sneeze fetish? super funny idea
Tommy Turtle - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Such a great title switch, didn't even need the intro -- grokked immediately. Way to nail pretentious OS. Sorry about the sad ending -- was going to say, "So, size doesn't matter after all, eh?" lol. Top Fives.

p. s.: SW, baby, you can come to my place any time. And compared to that little person... ;-)
alvin - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark...yup..."snow white and the 7 deadly sins"...thanks was a HAPPY ending for sneezy and sleepy....oh wait...HAPPY was ANOTHER dwarf....
TT - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Geez, a "septangle"? Now, *there's* a party -- and a parody :)
littleCUPcakes - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~ Duke oSwerve~ so much for the Little People . . .
alvin - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks TT...they whistle as the y work ! ...thanks LCC...yup
Christie Marie M - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Sneezy is one of my fave characters in Snow White! That's another side of Snow White I've never seen before! I can't imagine how her prince would react now! I echo all comments above! 5's!
alvin - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie....yeah, snow white drifted

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