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Song Parodies -> "Blackjack Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Heartache Tonight"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Blackjack Tonight"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Blackjack Tonight

Somebody's gonna beat the dealer
before the night is through
Somebody's gonna get it done
There's nothin' they can do
Everybody wants to make some money
if it takes all night
Everybody wants to take a big gamble
Make it come out right

There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight, I know
There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight, I know
Lord, I know.

Some people like to play real late
Some folks can't hold on that long
But nobody’s gonna go home now
They got their game face on
This night ain’t gonna last forever
We can’t stay here much past dawn
Some time before the day shift comes
We color up and then we’ll be long gone

There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight, I know
There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight, I know
Lord, I know.

There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
Neon's shinin' bright
so do be polite, and we'll get it right
There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight, I know
Blackjack baby

Somebody's gonna beat the dealer (somebody)
Before the night is through
Somebody's gonna get it done
There's nothin' they can do
(Everybody) Everybody wants to make some money
if it takes all night
Everybody wants to take a big gamble
Make it come out right

There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight, I know
There's gonna be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight, I know
Let's go!

We can beat up on the pit boss
we can get down to the bone
We can leave it in the blackjack pit
but either way, there's gonna be
some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight I know
Oh, I know
There'll be some Blackjack tonight
some Blackjack tonight I know
Woooowooo!

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Timmy1000 - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Good Eagles' song and great job on the writing on this one.
blackjack21 - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Timmy1000, The Eagles have been a great source of blackjack material for me, great band too!
alvin - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
fun little ditty
Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
A 21-gun salute for this fine effort!...555!!!
blackjack21 - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin & Leo: Thanks much. Hey, hey, hey, love to play blackjack.

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