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Song Parodies -> "Make It Sneezy"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Make It Sneezy"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

If Snow White had been a naughty girl. Words follow the original studio recording - may not fit so well with lyric pages on the net.
Well I'm layin' on the bed
Tryin' to focus my head
I've got seven dwarfs upon my mind
Four that wanna look-see
Three that wanna bone me
One says he's the first in line
Make it Sneezy, make it Sneezy
Just let the sound of his loud squeals
Drive me crazy
Climbin' up is this small man
He's gonna try my wonderland
I've got a place to take his hand
I'll take it easy

Well he's standin' in the corner
It's Bashful with a boner
It's such a fine sight to see
I'm a girl, my Lord
Not a washed up broad
Goin' down so take a look at me
Come on Grumpy, don't be frumpy
You get a go of my sweet love
You're gonna crave me
We may bruise an' we may sin
But you may never have cheer again
I've opened up so come on in
But take it easy

Well I'm runnin' out of time
Tired an' drippin' with slime
Coz he hurled a bubble on my hind
Landed by my liver
I don't know the giver
We're so far entwined
Make it Sneezy, make it Sneezy
Just let the sound of his loud squeals
Drive me crazy
Come on Happy, make it snappy
You get a go of my sweet love
You're gonna crave me

Oh, we're hot an' sleazy
I gotta make it sleazy


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The Stinker - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
This was too, too funny. I hate you.
Ann Hammond - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he
alvin - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
this is the most hilarious thing i've read here in a while....although i'm gonna be haunted by thoughts of what dwarves sound like doing the deed...do they say "hi ho" ?
McKludge - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin, that's the first thing they say when they see Snow White.

Funny stuff, Andy. There probably already is a porno version of snow white gang-bangin'
AFW - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny idea, and well written
Stooge - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well done. And super funny.
Andy Primus - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Stinker, Ann, Alvin, McKludge, AFW & Stooge
Dr Music - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Achoooo! I loved this song.
Andy Primus - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Dr M

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