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Song Parodies -> "Avocado (The Completed Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Avocado (The Completed Version)"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

I was running of ideas for parodies for a while, but then when I heard the Carrie Underwood and The Carpenters' versions of "Desperado", I was shocked to later found out that Weird Al also had partial parody of this song done in the mid-70's. But I'm going to finish this one off. I did quote the part Weird Al did have, and built around it.
Avocado
Why don’t you come to your senses?
You’ve been out riding chances for so long now

Oh you’re a green one
But I know that you’re out of season
This heat has been teasing you, it will hurt you somehow.

Don’t you draw Sir Kobayashi, boy!
He’ll eat you with skins and labels
But then I’m the other person you can get

And it seems to me some fine chefs
Had been waiting for your oil
But you only want to hide in Somerset

Avocado
Oh you are getting much darker
You could get skin cancer
I’m driving you home

And freedom, oh freedom
Well, you’re on your bed, sleep-talking
Your stench can be smelt within an eighteen-mile zone.

Won't your seed get sown in the wintertime?
The skin stays green, all the sons of thine
But it’s hard to tell if they’re ripe enough yet.

When you’re rotting through your skin and pulp
Ain’t it funny how your appeal just goes away?


"Avocado
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long"

Save your complaining
Well there’s my knife right above you
You’d better let my sharp knife cut you
Let my sharp knife cut you
You’d better let my saliva touch you
Before it’s too late.

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HeyAvocado! - September 06, 2008 - Report this comment
> . . . This is cute, Sir ! my favorite Guaca: Avocado(3), green onions(4) Mexi-Limes(3) Cilantro(topping) In fact, I'm in my sister's kitchen, & I'll be getting it ready very soon; as we live on it here in norCAL. ~oh~ I always love this OS . . . But the 'Avocado' is just exquisite ! !

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