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Song Parodies -> "Motel, Where I'll Gore Ya"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Motel, Where I'll Gore Ya"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

on a forsaken highway...cruel inn lyin' there
stern voiced mamacita...cryin' out in despair
up ahead in the distance...i saw a pair of headlights
the rain was heavy and the night was grim
i knew she'd stop for the night

then she walked through the doorway
i heard the desk clerk bell
and i was thinkin' to myself
she looks like heaven but mom's mad as hell
then i picked up her satchel...and i showed her the way
this could turn into a horror show
my inner voice did say

welcome to the motel, where i'll gore ya
what a likely place (what a likely place)
for a murder case
killed in your room at the motel, where i'll gore ya
they will find you, dear (they will find you, dear)
in a swamp that's near

my mind is definitely twisted...i've got a murderous twinge
i act like i am very very coy...then unhinge
when gals bathe in the bathroom...rinse off their sweat
this dame, i'll dismember...this dame, i will get

so i have a conniption
whee ! ...bring in my knife
egad !
i sneak up on that damsel there
and quickly end her life
and mama's voice will be callin' from far away
shakes me up and i gotta put things right
quietly i say

welcome to the motel, where i'll gore ya
such a creepy place (such a creepy place)
i've a creepy face
i'm slicin' 'em up at the motel, where i'll gore ya
what a big surprise (what a big surprise)
when i terrorize

starin' at the ceiling...this pink young dame, i iced
she's dead !
i'm the local murderer here...though i seem quite nice
but in a damsel's chamber...i'm rather like a beast
i stab 'em with my steely knife
and they'll soon lay, all deceased

the last thing i remember...i was runnin' to the door
i had to hide the evidence...that was layin' on the floor
"relax", said my mama, "i will help you to deceive"
"you just chuck her anywhere you want"
"make sure, no prints, you leave"



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Ravyn Rant - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Yay! 555
John Barry - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Another great "Psycho" parody with razor-sharp syllable subs.
alvin - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn and john
Paul Robinson - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
This is an absolutely brilliant piece, alvin...I was seriously Laughing Out Loud here at work...a whole lotta great lines throughout the whole work. Slicing & dicing fives out your way ~ ~ ~
alvin - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks paul, glad ya enjoyed
PMS - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
WOW! (That's MOM spelled upside down). I have thought at least six times now that you had written the ultimate Psycho psalm. Make that seven. E-NORM-ously well matched to the OS. "This pink young dame I iced..." made me pass a toasted cheese sandwich through my nose.
alvin - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks so much PMS and my apologies to your nose
AFW - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Motelling how many more good parodies you can squeeze from this lush theme
Al Gore - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Aw and I thought this song was about me. I misread I'll Gore for Algore. I haven't gotten any recognition since I won that prize. Maybe a bit of slice and dice will raise my spirits. Can you give me the address to that Motel so I can go to map quest on the internet that I invented and find it?
MrMacphisto - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO... This is the best of the day, and one of the best I've read since "Saturday Night You're Knifed and Dying."
Ann Hammond - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Kristof Robertson - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm stunned you hadn't used this OS before amongst your plentiful Psycho pieces, Al....but you obviously saved the best for last (you can't have any more in the pipeline...can ya?) 555+
alvin - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, al (great honor, sir), macphisto, ann and kristof (none penned at the moment) but i have a "the birds" parody coming up
Karane - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Great lyrics 555 from me, thnx for the laughs.
Guy - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This one can make you aGORaphobic, except he does all his cappin' inside. They just keep on getting better, Alvin.
alvin - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks karane and guy

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