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Eldorado, why don't you get better mileage?
I've been driving this pile o' junk year after year
And now I'm stranded at 3AM on the Northside
If you was a horse, I'd shoot your lame ass right here.
Don't you drive the Eldorado boy, it's time to turn the rotors
And it's leaking from the radiator hose
Now, it seems to me some fine things have been made by General Motors
But this stalled-out piece of crap ain't one of those
Eldorado, oh now the night's getting colder
And I'm stuck on the shoulder - I wish I was home
And I don't know why you won't go, and you're punk ass ain't talkin'
So here I go walkin' down the road all alone
Well, the heat don't work in the wintertime, but in mid-July it f*cking works just fine
The wipers only wipe on sunny days
I'm losing all my hard-earned dough - when my money comes, you make it go
Eldorado, I don't know what evil haunts you
But if anyone wants you, they can tow your ass home
Now it's raining - of course, your windows are open
So here I am hoping that you'll (let somebody love you)
I hope you'll let somebody love you
'Cause I sure as hell don't
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