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Song Parodies -> "The Haunted Mansion"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"The Haunted Mansion"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

I went down to Kissimmee, all the way down there.
Location Disney World, oh in Liberty Square.
Up ahead in the distance, it was right there in my sight.
My heart beat faster, I started to grin.
This was the ride for tonight.

So I stood in line waiting.
I heard a haunting yell.
And I was thinking to myself
"This will be Heaven and this will be hell."

Then they opened the doors up and they showed us the way.
A voice was coming out the wall,
I thought I heard him say:

Welcome to the Haunted Mansion mortals.
Perfect resting place (perfect resting place).
For the haunting race.
Plenty of room left for one in Haunted Mansion.
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can join us here.

This place's definately twisted, it's just dishing out the ghosts.
It's got just this one stretching, stretching room,
where you see the host.
How they dance in the ballroom, sweet ghost effect.
I'll always remember, how could I forget?

So I sat there chillin'
Listenin' to the ride.
He said, "We have a lot of spirits here, nine hundred nintey nine."
And still those ghosties are haunting all of this place.
Shake you up in the middle of the ride
Just to here them say...hey...

Welcome to the Disney's Haunted Mansion.
Perfect resting place. (perfect resting place)
For the haunting race.
They're "livin'" it up at the Disney's Haunted Mansion.
What a nice surprise, the walls have eyes.

Ghoulies on the ceiling,
The ghost wedding in ride.
He said "We are not just prisoners here, and our deaths decide."
And in the mansion's attic,
The apex of the ride.
You glimpse at a still beating heart,
That belongs to the ghost bride.

Last thing I remeber, I was
Heading for the end.
I had to find the passage back
So I could ride again.
"Relax" said the Ghost Host
"There are many ghosties,
I better just warn you about the
Three that are hitch-hiking!"

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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 17

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WhizkidF - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Every time I spend a full day in WDW, I would ride this ride and enjoy it.

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