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Song Parodies -> "Taken Hostage"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Taken Hostage"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Sung by a terrorist's victim's point of view.
Well, I'm kidnapped by some guy who does things that aren't right
He was crazy, losing all his mind
Someone wanna save me, someone wanna crave me
I'm being left way behind
Taken hostage, taken hostage
Don't let the maniac go on
His own rampage
Lock and load while you still can
Somethin' you have to understand
Just be prepared to take a stand
I'm taken hostage

Well, I'm stranded in a hideout somewhere down the street
An abandoned gas station
My body and hands were tied to the chair
I'm left open for destruction
Such a savage, doing wreckage
Right then, is there gonna be a certain message?
I would be much paralyzed
Is this the end of me just then
Some heroes are coming in
I'm taken hostage

Some terrorist stood here, and I have much fear
Cause he's trying to kill me now
Now a SWAT member killed the terrorist
And saved me, I was proud
Taken hostage, taken hostage
Though I was saved from an attack of a savage
I was average, I'm not enraged
More terrorists pop up in places
On a rampage, oh no no
Oh don't be a hostage
I won't be taken hostage

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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Yoidy - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmph. Very relevant in today's blood soaked times. Glad it has a happy ending!
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
By your standards, this was sensational. By nearly everyone else's, it was okay.
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Easily your best parody that I've read, I decided to bump you a bit-555
malcolm higgins - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment

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