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Song Parodies -> "Castle Camelot"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Castle Camelot"

Parody Written by:

Chis Kilo

The Lyrics

Another re-submission from old pen name
One an old English pathway, King Arthur rode
With his knights riding by him, in a happy mood/(mode)
Up ahead in the distance, they saw a wonderful sight
Patsy said it was only a model, and Arthur said "Be Quiet!"

Thy all rode to the castle
They heard the round table song
And they were thinking to themselves
Maybe we shouldn't stay here that long
Well they stomped on a chicken, and sang songs all day
There were knights in the corridor, you could here them say-

Welcome to the Castle Camelot, yeah
'Tis a silly place, ('tis a silly place), a medieval race
Plenty of knights at the Castle Camelot, yeah
Any time of year, (any time of year) you can find us here

Their minds are Monty twisted, they've got no Holy Grail
The French taunt us lots and lots of times, made us all go pale
How they launch from the courtyard, our wooden bunny
Some taunt to annoy us, they think it's funny

Arthur called up Sir Robin, "Please don't chicken out"
He said "I wet myself at Badon Hill, I will without a doubt"
And still those voices are singing from far away,
Dance around in the middle of the night, just to hear them say

Welcome to the Castle Camelot, yeah
'Tis a silly place, ('tis a silly place), a medieval race
They're drinking a lot at the Castle Camelot, yeah
What a knight surprise, (what a knight surprise),
Where the witches die

Beacons on the rooftop, the castle called Anthrax
She said "You must tie us down and spank us", tie us to a rack
And in the castle chambers, they gathered for a feast
They saw it with their frightened eyes, the terrible big black beast

Last thing they remember, they were filled with such glee
They had to find the Bridge of Death, answer the questions three
"Relax" said the bridge man, "You will soon be at rest"
Just as long as you can answer me, "Color, name and quest!"

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Pacing: 1.9
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 1.9

Total Votes: 13

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 1   10
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Sir Michael of Amiright - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Forsooth! We are the Knights Who Give Fives!
bave dear Miss Hammond - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I seek the Holy Laughter and I just found some
Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Much mirth this is! You deserveth these numbers three 5-5-5
TJC - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, your parody hit home with me... this Full Monte is so much more than just "a flesh wound"... 5's
Mr 1s - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
'Chis' Kilo? Can't even spell your own name right.
Mr 5s - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
"Mr 1s": How very observant. That's the first thing you said right! It was probably a mistake on his part, though. I wonder if he's noticed it yet.

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