I like the way your sparkling bubbles rise
Inside your bottle, so brown
And I wanna drink you down in the basement tonight
Wake up with the floor spinnin' round

'Cause I got a beer that's easy drinking
With a taste that won't let me down
'Til I'm already passed out
On the ground

And I found out a long time ago
What sunlight can do to a Stroh's
You could drink it skunky anyway
If you put a clothespin on your nose

But I got a beer that's easy drinking
With a taste that won't let me down
'Til I'm already passed out
On the ground

I get this feeling that I'm hammered
And wish my night would never end
But when I wake up with a pounding in my head
I'll say, "I will never drink beer again"

But I got a beer that's easy drinking
With a taste that won't let me down
'Til I'm already passed out
I can't wait 'til I pass out
Yes I've already passed out
On the ground

Whoa, whoa