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Song Parodies -> "Dicken's Cider"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Dicken's Cider"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Credit for the theme should go to a radio show that aired the commercial for Dicken's Cider that I heard yesterday. There's regular Dicken's Cider and Hard Dicken's Cider
Dicken's Cider
Is well worth all the expenses
The taste is immense, yes
It's so strong now
And if it's cold out
Then try a hot Dicken's Cider
It's sure to provide her
With pleasure and how!

When you try the Dicken's Cider, boy
With jugs up on the table
It just might be the start of something you can't quit
And if you hear some bells ring
Then you will believe the fable
'Cause Dicken's Cider's the best that you can get

Dicken's Cider
The hard one might make her stagger
It could possibly gag her
If she gulps it down
Just feed 'em, with some Edam
And then a hot Dicken's Cider
Once she's got some inside her
The pleasure abounds

When your girl grows cold then it's cider time
Us guys just know that it's so sublime
We need our Dicken's Cider every day
We may not be so spry you know
But a Dicken's Cider
Takes the blues away

Dicken's Cider
Why don't you ask her to try some
Or else just go buy some
Pleasure awaits
There's no abstaining
After attaining Nirvana
I know that all the girls want some'
(All the girls hunt some)
I know that all the girls want some
Because it's so great

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Red Ant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Tommy and Rumble of FM 99 did that commercial about 6 years ago, it is very funny. I might even have it on one of my CDs of their material. They also did the "Dixon Nuts" skit, which I turned into a full parody:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thewho105.shtml

­Love both, so I loved this. My wife particularly likes the long neck Dicken's Cider, too bad I always seem to be running "short". 5s.
Stuart McArthur - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
yes, the Dicken's Cider gag ("after work she likes nothing better than a....") gets a real workout around our house too, I might add, Dee - in fact a local mainstream radio jock lost his job for airing the commercial without approval from the boss - keep em coming mate :-) - 555
TJC - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite the concep! scans beautifully... 5's
Ravyn Rant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
May I please forward this to all my friends who work at the Dickens faire each year? They will roll on the floor, as did I. 555
alvin rhodes - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
definitely the title of the day...great stuff
Dee Range - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant, Stuart, TJC, and Ravyn Rant...yes, if there really is a Dickens faire, feel free to forward this to them!
Dee Range - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin
AFW - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess I have to get out more..the Dicken's cider gag is new to me..funny, and you put it to excellent use, here..five mugs of cider
Matthias - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I haven't heard of either the "Dixon Nuts" nor the "Dicken's Cider" gag... But this was very, how can I put it? Indunedious? I think that's right....
Ravyn Rant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, Dee, there really is a Dickens fair in San Francisco. (www.dickensfair.com) And so far, everyone's loving your parody.
Dee Range - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Matthias, and Ravyn Rant....if you Google the title, you can hear the original commercial from one of the links provided.
Tommy Turtle - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Can you make the "regular" into the "hard" by dissolving Viagra in it? ... Liked "feed 'em, with some Edam" among others. 555, especially for sneakiness :)

Ravyn Rant, is that where they celebrate "A Sale of Two Titties"?
Ravyn Rant - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Tommy - perhaps at Mad Sal's Dockside Alehouse. ;)
TT - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
RR, ;-)
Johnny D - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like you have Great Expectations to get your Dicken's Cider.
Jim Dicken - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Would love permission to put it on my Cider Site.. www.HotDickenCider.com Jim Dicken
Kay - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
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