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Song Parodies -> "Life In The Spaff Lane"

Original Song Title:

"Life In The Fast Lane"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Life In The Spaff Lane"

Parody Written by:

Dirty Hairy

The Lyrics

Being new here, I haven't had much chance to read very many of the thousands of archived parodies . But after reading the article on the Parody Author Of The Year, I read several by, and it's easy to see why he won. Here is my tribute to his genius....long may he write!
He is a quick witted man
And he's truthfully awesome
And so sarcastically funny
He makes 'em up
And I laugh and hee-HAW some
From the start, they're right on the money
He's got a well known reputation as a brilliant dude
In real life he's toothless, wears raincoats and lewd
We have one thing in common....we both have a head
His is freaking genius.....while mine is mostly dead

Life in the Spaff Lane
Laugh until you blow your mind

Are you laughing so far?

Snot blown reaction, I drool down my bib
They put me in traction, from bustin' a rib
He mocks all the right people, from Paris to J-Lo
He's an outrageous punster, he ain't no average Joe
He made Pie outta Shakespeare, fun of Kim Jong
And it's damn hard not to fall in
Prints of Bigfoot and King Kong
Dates every evening, unless they are Blind
He got Crabs from Darth Vader
I wonder what Al thinks about him?

Life in the Spaff Lane
Have you tried his Horse Lo Mein?
Life in the Spaff Lane, make you laugh all the time
Life in the Spaff Lane, ha ha

Laughin' and chucklin', wheeze 'till I burst
I'm afraid that my best won't be as good as his worst
You'll say "Listen buddy, you can write 'till you're fatigued
You're like all the other authors, there ain't no one in his league
I say "Call him Doctor, or Master Parody
I always know what's coming, but still laugh until I pee"
Yes I'm rushing with this tribute, my cookies I've just tossed
I do not care 'cos I'm still laughin' my ass off

'Cos this is...Life In The Spaff Lane

Life In The Spaff Lane

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Adagio - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but sounds good. Welcome to the site!
Phil Alexander - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't normally go a bundle on tribute parodies, 'specially when they're not about me ;-), but this is very well written with some nice takes on the OS... and you've definitely started reading all the right people.
Tommy Turtle - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty newbie here myself, but I can pass on this valuable feedback on how to be popular here:
"You cannot go wrong with this type of flattery around here" - Stuart McArthur;
"Pander to our massive egos, and we'll love ya forever" - Kristof Robertson.
Comments are from "Alexander (and others): Vol. III of Turtle Trilogy",

And, see how much I flattered Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher today? :)

The other trick to learn, aside from flattery and not calling Royce Miller "Sir", is how to slip in sneaky plugs for your own parodies on other people's pages, as I just did.
Nice job, Dirty, and as for Adagio's welcome, I second that emotion.
Ravyn Rant - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! 555
Claude Prez - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm the number one Spaff butt-kisser, and I approve this message. I will say, however, that while tributes can be very flattering, there's really no substitute, popularity-wise, for reading and commenting thoughtfully on other people's parodies. With that in mind, let me say that this was very well-written; I especially like the "one thing in common...we both have a head" line.
Red Ant - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
What Claude said but I saw you commented on quite a few parodies yesterday so, IMHO, you are on the right path for recognition. Writing good material (as was done here) is just as important for recognition.
Dirty Hairy - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Eternal gratitude to all for the welcome and encouragement, comments and votes. This is a very funny site, one of the best I have found on the web. The comedic excellence is off the charts, and I have not even begun to explore all that is here.
Larry Hensley - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice tribute.
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Somebody's gonna five this one... before the night is through... - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm the number two Spaff butt-kisser, and I approve this message.

Also, I love this parody so incredibly much that I can't possibly begin to express just how incredibly much I love this parody. Except for that part about how I'm toothless and lewd and wear raincoats. Nothing could be further from the truth. They're trench coats.

By the way, I'm sorry it took me so long to get here, Mr/Ms Hairy. I've been in the Caribbean (so I'm really not THAT sorry). This was lovely to come home to. I'll put up a link to it at

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