-> "I Would Do Anything When Drunk(But I Won't Do That"
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"I Would Do Anything When Drunk(But I Won't Do That"
Des'prit housewives...get me excited on Sundays
It's still pokin' out Monday, it's so long now
Yea it's a hard one, and it's because of their teasin'
This thing that I'm squeezin' might just blast off right now
Don't you mess with Terri Hatcher's boobs
I'll beat you 'till you're crippled
You know they're real and they're spectacular I bet
And you know I'd give my left nut just to graze upon her nipples
For now I'll have to lick my T.V. set.....
Des'prit housewives, that Terri gives me the hunger
I dreamed that I tongued her, and drove it on home
And condoms?...I must have gone through a dozen
Then she called her cousin...to help polish my chrome
When her feet got cold behind her head
We just did it doggie style instead
You know that I was happy either way
I'm lickin' both her thighs and toes
And prayin' Woodie doesn't go away...
Des'prit housewives...yes they are such lovely Divas
Both Terri and Eva, turn gay men straight
I'd love a threesome, and wouldn't care if we're caught, though
'Cause I would love menage-a-quatro...(Love menage-a-quatro)
Yes I would love menage-a-quatro (and)
All five would be great
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