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Song Parodies -> "Giant Thighs"

Original Song Title:

"Lying Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Giant Thighs"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

chubby girls just seem to turn out surly
try to fit through doors and miss by miles
a fat ol' bag...her haunches, big and burly
she'll sit and feed her face for quite a while

eats all night...this big ol' broad's not bony
i guess heavy forms get so huge, by device
and she breaks her chair...she weighs more than a pony
she ain't got no man...outweighs them more than twice

so she sits down and pigs out every evening
her comfortable rear end is big and round
and she knows where she is gonna go out eatin'
she is headed for the dairy queen in town

you can't hide...your giant thighs
spandex pants..are a thin disguise
thought by now..you'd exercise
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs

she's mushy in the arms...she's quite a sweater
she has not seen her feet in quite a while
she swears she eats that way, cause people let her
she gets her way and on her plate, there's piles

you can't hide...your giant thighs
spandex pants..are a thin disguise
thought by now..you'd exercise
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs

she bulked up...and boy, she is a strong one
ignores the salad bar and hits the fries
a smorgasbord ?...its gonna be a long one
she takes a tray...the owner starts to cry

she wonders how it ever got this crazy
but food, she just enjoys..she starts to drool
her weight grew high and she just grew plain lazy
she's so far gone...she's got no diet rules

my oh my, she don't know how to change things
her figure looks like hell, its plain to see
ain' it funny, how, at dinner, she does strange things
like eating every scrap of groceries

you can't hide...your giant thighs
spandex pants..are a thin disguise
thought by now..you'd exercise
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs
there ain't no way to hide...your giant thighs
honey...you can't hide your giant thighs



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Ravyn Rant - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I shook like a bowlful of jelly. I'm taping this to my refrigerator! Good job on a great song.
Royce Miller - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thought by now you'd exercise--I like that line
AFW - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I see everyone's using the "F" word, today...at least, you and Dee...great job.. I used a heavy hand to mark fives..
Yet Another Dutchman - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
A lyrical feast, Alvin. Boy, never thought tuning into the golden oldies station would pay off! Three weeks ago, this parody would have been lost on me, pacing-wise!
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn royce AFW and dutchman
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Do those young folks still use that term "Phat" for something really good? If they still do, then this is...5's ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but check out this one, if I may be so shameless: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theeagles57.shtml
alvin rhodes - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul and michael...checked out your song, michael....good stuff
carol - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! Well done.
Dee Range - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. We were on the same wavelength today. 5's all-round!
Johnny D - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
5s, great job ... I was going to make some kind of quip about how I resemble this parody, but then I realized I don't, since I'm male.
Larry Hensley - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, another one about Kirstie and all the other fatties out there. Great job, 555
alvin rhodes - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks carol dee johnny and larry
Alpha Skua - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
LYING EYES THE THEME SONG OF OBAMA AND HILLARY
Libby - July 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey Dingy Bird Brain, leave your political shenanigans to political parodies. You be preaching at the wrong church.

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