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Song Parodies -> "Girls' Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Those Shoes"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Girls' Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

tell me, can i wear your shoes tonight, mama ?
there must be some pair, you can loan
i'd be killer in your high heels...oh, what drama
there must be one pair you own

god knows, my legs are good enough
i'm sure they're smooth and nice to touch
you think your son is confused
i know...i'm a cool cat
once i started wearin' girls' shoes

got those pretty little straps around my ankles
got some shiny little nails just like a tart
i used to have some apprehension
and dressed in secret for a start

excitation in the footwear mart
i put selections in my shoppin' cart
down to the checkout, i cruise
i know...i'm a cool cat
once i started wearin' girls' shoes

they're stunnin' on me
pleasin' to me
precious little things that i love to wear
they come in black, red and mauve
they're made just for me
perfect for me
dandy little sandals...i love them, dear
oooooh...i'll need some new gloves

i got somewhere i must walk to
i just wanna put my feet on view
my favorite pair, i will choose
i know...i'm a cool cat
once i started wearin' girls' shoes

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Royce Miller - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, do you write a parody every day without fail?
Agrimorfee - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
A side of Alvin we never knew before:)...555
alvin rhodes - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks royce...i don't write one a day...but i do release one a day... thanks agrimorfee...maybe i do...and maybe i don't...lol
AFW - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
You are undefeeted....
alvin rhodes - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Tim Mayfield - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe it's just me, but even if girls were this nuts about shoes I would think they were a bit off.

Come heel or high water I won't flip-flop. You still get 5's.
Paul Robinson - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
OH, alvin...you just look DIVINE in these...the little buckles are just right here...I can slip these three fives under them...see? ~ ~ ~
Kristof Robertson - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, you kinky freak! ;-) 555
alvin rhodes - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks tim paul and kristof........you can borrow my shoes anytime
Meriadoc - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for Alvin Evita Rhodes...
Me - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I think it's funny!
Hollajuku - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
As a guy I confess I have a guilty pleasure for these...this was absolutely hilarious... 5's

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