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Song Parodies -> "Take Me to the Picnic"

Original Song Title:

"Take It to the Limit"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me to the Picnic"

Parody Written by:

Josh Taylor Stingray (The Stimps)

The Lyrics

All alone at four of the morning
And my night light have faded to blue
I was thinkin' about the pizza
Who might have chase me and I never knew.

You know I've always been a screamer
Spent my life eating out
And it's so hard to waste it
Can't seem to wash it down

But the dreams I've seen lately
I keep on turnin' off and burnin' off and turnin' off the fat
So put me on a trolley and right past the sign
And take me to the picnic one more time.

--- Instrumental ---

I can spend all my time making money
I can spend all my money making dinner
If I really fell to pieces tomorrow
Would I still be fine?

And when i'm looking for
More vegies when I seems to care
And I can't find the pages
Well, you can't find it everywhere.
When there's something to achieve in.

Still it's coming back it's running back
it's coming back for more
So put me on the trolley and right past the sign
And take me to the picnic one more time.

Take me to the picnic take me to the picnic
Take it me the picnic one more time...

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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The Pomfret - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
JT, it was so much fun re-living the hog days of my youth in your parody. Mmmmmmmmmmm. That mozzarella! The tomatoey heat! The satisfaction, more peace than a baby at the breast. Now I eat a pizza and I am in agony for three days. Eat it while you can, friend. While you can!

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