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Song Parodies -> "Already Bombed"

Original Song Title:

"Already Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Already Bombed"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, he heard my words a-slurrin' just the other day
and he took back my bottle...put it on the shelf
and then he told me, "there's no more booze for you
or you'll soon pass out, its true
you're so blitzed, you cannot walk all by yourself"

cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
looped on booze...looped on booze

that bar keep really smoked me
cause he stopped me gettin' high
cause i guess he felt that i'd had too much that night
don't remember what i did
when i drink up, i get fried
i hang out in bars
until i get in fights
that's right

cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
looped on booze...looped on booze

well, i know that i feel glee with drinks around
heaven knows, i'm guzzlin' booze with frequency
so often times it happens
that i get lit on champagne
and i never even know just when to cease

cause i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
cause i'm already bombed

yes, i'm already bombed
and my breath is strong
i've been singin' all night long
cause i'm already bombed

yes, i'm already bombed
already bombed


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Kristof Robertson - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Three 5's and 12 steps for you, Brother Alvin! 555
Arwen - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, alvin!
Guy - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that.
alvin rhodes - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks kristof arwen and guy
John Barry - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Not a bomb. 5s.
Johnny D - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You drink, therefore you WHAM! (sound of hitting the floor) .... 5's
AFW - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS...but this sounds like a good booze parody..all fives
Adagio - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS here, either, but it looks funny...5's
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have what you're having. If it'll get me fives like this one gets.
Stuart McArthur - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
you drink, therefore you SLAM (sound of tequila hitting back of throat) - 555
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Woo hoo hoo
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart: Is that another tequila fun-rise?
Catch 23 - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This granny likes her booze, and she likes this parody. 5 shots for you, sir!
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john johnny AFW adagio michael stuart claude and catch23
SheDuKe - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
That rocks brah! Drink on!

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