-> "Hey, Mojados"
Original Song Title:
"Desperado"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hey, Mojados"
The Lyrics
Hey, mojados
Why don't you come to your senses?
you've been out climbing fences
for so long now
in Arizona
and out in California
And every state with a border town
You come to live the American dream
to buy houses, cars and things
But you know you aint legal, you aint right
and your whole life is nothin but a game
avoid the INS and the shame
But you know you'll never see the light
Yes, mojados
you know you're living a lie
so don't even try to justify it all
you'll do anything to avoid deportation
you know the risks and they are not small
you left your home in Mexico
north of the border you hurried to go
just like your friends eduardo and juan
the immigration system you choose to plunder
our border situation is torn asunder
doesn't your conscience tell you that you're wrong?
Yes, mojados
you know you're playin with fire
one day you'll get burned and you'll piss and moan
so watch your back, and learn to cover your tracks
and don't let the INS catch you
don't let the INS catch you
no, don't let the INS catch you
and send you back home
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