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Song Parodies -> "You're Too Sleazy!!"

Original Song Title:

"Take it Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"You're Too Sleazy!!"

Parody Written by:

pkbites

The Lyrics

My own classic from 20+ years ago, EDITED for this web site. My friends know the "real" parody lyrics.
Well, I'm running down the street
sick of tenderized meat,
I've got 7 women on
my mind:
Four that play soft ball,
Two that don't return calls,
One says she's got a kid that's mine.

Take It easy, you're so sleazy!
Just gave you some booze & you
show'd me the goods., you're too easy!
So let's have fun, while we still can,
'cause you're the woman, & I'm da man,
I'll probably lie & say my name is Dan,
'cause you're too easy!!

Well, I was in the wrong lane,
in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania,
It was such a nasty sight to see!!
T'was big fat witch, with the seven year itch,
slowin' down to take a look at me!

Run like hell........
From her smell........
I don't want any of that belief, getting on me.

We may trip, and we may fall,
but we won't cry nor will we bawl!
Or let HER make the final call....
..'Cause she's too easy!!

Now I'm running down the road after dumping my load,
got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't make me burn rubber,
she's so hard to find.

Take it easy, you're too sleazy,
don't let the sound of your own voice
make you crazy .
Come on baby, don't say maybe
I want to introcuce you to, my own wave length!
gonna save me, oh oh oh
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy!





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Gene R. - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I can kind of guess where you had to censore this. Too bad theres not some way to have an adult section. But I'd bet things would get too raunchy.

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