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Song Parodies -> "Motel At Four In The Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Motel At Four In The Morning"

Parody Written by:

Dusty D

The Lyrics

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(Verse 1)
Four o'clock on the highway
So cold you see the air
Half full off of Cheetos
Darkening to a scare
Too tired for resistance
I parked my motorbike
Next to a Chevy and a run down Inn
Thought I'd better say goodnight
Saw them watching Maury
Heard the guests yell
Then I thought to myself I should've stayed there in my Jail cell
But I got myself to handle, my own getaway
Decided to save myself a quarter for
A vibrating bed

Staying at a motel at four in the morning
Not an ugly place, not an ugly place
Got a funky taste
Always a room at a motel at for in the morning
The time is near, 4 o'clock is here

(Verse 2)
"Take the suite" they insisted
"We don't have newlyweds"
"The rest are just itty bitty toys, that we call beds"
I denied with a short word, need no regret
So I started my slumber, get what my money spent
As I sat their nappin, felt mighty fine
I said, I could've just laid here till I was in heaven's line
But still my destination was far away
Tossed and turned to the left and the right
Could've heard me say

Staying at a motel at four in the morning
No need to race, no need to race
Their is no disgrace
Snorin it up a motel at four in the morning
Just to rest my eyes, to sweet lullabyes

(Verse 3)
Really got that feeling
This place isn't that nice
One sec, I've got some easier ears
Picking up somebodys lies
Oakland and Raiders, playing on tv's
No traffic but I'm running late. I just can't find my keys
Searching till December, frustrated to the core
Then that's the moment that I noticed, a swelling sore
That shouldn't be right there, nothing like I've seen
It was horribe then it got quite, someone stole my spleen
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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very droll ending!
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
OK...4-5-4 rating...pretty clever stuff...very tough song to pace and you didn't do a bad job of it, but I thought the cadence came out a bit awkward in places so I gave you a "4" in that category. I applaud you for trying such a tough song, though...keep writing, it looks like you have a considerable amount of ability ~ ~ ~
prettyyybrittieee - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
haha great songg ^-^

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