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Song Parodies -> "Headache Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Heartache Tonight"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Headache Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

my feelings have been hurt somewhat
i guess my sex life's through
my body was so used to fun
my wife says "no can do"
though my body wants to touch her body
when in bed, at night
my wife's body is encased in underpants
she keeps things out of sight

she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight, i know
she's gonna have a headache tonight
i know...lord, i know

some people never hesitate
some folks have sex lives, so strong
there's no action in my bed right now
there's nothing going on

i'm scared that this may last forever
last all...last all lifetime long
no matter if my thing pops up
its plain to see that she don't want my dong

she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight, i know
she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight...i know...lord, i know

she's gonna have a headache tonight
her eyes squished up tight
i turn out the light...and give up the fight
she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight, i know...headache, baby

my hobby used to be such fun
but all of that is through
i'm ready with my pants undone
but nothing will she do...(what a body)
what a body on my wife...not shoddy
it still looks alright
but her body is encased in underpants
they won't come off tonight

she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight, i know
she's gonna have a headache tonight
a headache tonight...i know...lord, i know

wish she'd get up off her tushie
and some action, she'd condone
used to do it in the parking lot
but now she won't at home
she'll have a headache tonight
a headache tonight, i know
she'll have a headache tonight
a headache tonight, i know





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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Awww, you poor bastard, here, have some fives to tide you over.
Arwen - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This seriously made me laugh out loud!! 5s...
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and arwen...whenever i have a headache, i always follow the instructions on the medicine bottle...take two apirin... keep away from children
Meriadoc - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Some really good lines - this one made me chuckle.
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, alvin...wonderful pacing to sing through it...5's...
Dee Range - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Just awesome, alvin. I don't understand why this doesn't have more votes. If Spaff had written it, it would have 25 votes, all fives
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks merry paul and dee
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess fives are the only action you're getting.
Jeff Reuben - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I missed this a few days ago, but this was hilarious!
me - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
hahahahahaha! I broke your streak of 5s! You perv! How can you sleep at night!?

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