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Song Parodies -> "Bake it to the Limit"

Original Song Title:

"Take it to the Limit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Bake it to the Limit"

Parody Written by:

dobbs

The Lyrics

JMJNote to the clubhouse lawyers: I've been taking a beating lately from you guys. All I have to say is... you rock! :o) I like people who take my songs and shred them over nitpicky little points. I'm glad you rake the muck that was ever laying ever so peacefully on the ground for me. :o) Your investigations keep the happy vibes going. BTW, on a completely unrelated note, I know not every method of cooking described in here is baking, strictly speaking. But I'd love to here from the detail police anyway. :oD
All alone at the parlor last evening
Tryin hard to hide disgust at the food
I was loathing your blueberry muffins
That were soft and blue

You know I've always been a burner
(Can't stop at golden brown)
And it's so hard to change
(Rock hard to keep it down)
If there's nothing left for grillin'
I'm gonna pout
And gonna shout
And holding out for coal

So put it on the fireplace
And burn it all dry
And bake it to the limit
Every time

You can spend all your time on it, honey
You can spend al your dough, every dime
At the end, if my teeth crack it open
It won't be mine

I'm just searching for the well done
(No clue at what was there)
Till it can't burn no more
(Can't taste it anywhere)
If there's air left for breathing
Then just shove it back
Till it's charred black
And the oven cracks somewhere

And put heat on the high grade
And burn me some dine
And bake it to the limit
One more time

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You cooked-up a winner here, dobbs.
dobbs - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
JMJ Thanks, Johnny.
Phil Alexander - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice idea - well executed, if not rip-roaringly funny.
John Barry - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll take my votes to the limit--5s.
Ashkicksass - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
As a "to the limit baker" I found it hilarious! I especially liked "Rock hard to keep it down." Oh so clever!
John Lomain - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny song. 5's
dobbs - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys.
Meriadoc - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This was very palatable! :-D

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