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Song Parodies -> "Like Bert And Ernie"

Original Song Title:

"Life In The Fast Lane"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Like Bert And Ernie"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Bert was fond of pigeons but he was totally nervous
And Ernie's not really pity
Ernie had a rubber duckie,that is
The two guys are so fine,not pretty
They had a nasty reputation as two cruel dudes
They said they were ruthless and cool but crude
They had one thing in common:that's Sesame Street
Bert say "Ernie,Ernie. It's a place where we meet."

Like Bert and Ernie,you got a rubber duckie
Like Bert and Ernie

Eager for pigeons and the duckie too
A visit with Big Bird,forget something rude
They knew all the right people,they do all the right stuff
They threw obvious parties,they are not rough or tough
There was fur on that Elmo,fur on Grover
They pretended not to notice there's nothing to get over
Out every evenin' until it was light
Bert was too tired to make it,Ernie's too tired to fight about it

Like Bert and Ernie,you got a rubber duckie
Like Bert and Ernie
Like Bert and Ernie,you're happy go lucky
Like Bert and Ernie

Squeaking my rubber duckie as well
As having fun with pigeons,Bert was getting a Dell
Bert said "Listen,Ernie. You can make your duckie squeak.
We've been up and down on this street,haven't seen a certain freak."
Bert said "Let's ask Gina. She think she's out of luck
That Gina said she's coming,put away your rubber duck."
If Ernie said she's singing that rubber duckie song
Kermit rushed to Sesame Street,jumped around and be weird
They didn't care they were just getting into gear

Like Bert and Ernie,you got a rubber duckie
Like Bert and Ernie
Like Bert and Ernie,you're happy go lucky
Like Bert and Ernie

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The Constipated Brown Power Ranger - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You don't like to comment or vote on other people's parodies, do you? Just wondering. Carry on, mate.

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