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Song Parodies -> "Take A Wee-wee"

Original Song Title:

"Take It Easy"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Wee-wee"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

A collaborative parody experiment from the messageboard by Rick Duncan, Johnny D, Meriadoc, 2nz, Jordan Armstrong, Ethan Mawyer, aoid, and Claude Prez. Okay, not aoid, but he/she was in our thoughts.
Well, I'm a-running down the road tryin' to find a commode
I got heavy whizzin' on my mind
Bowels are also brewin', need some number twoin'
Pressure building up behind

Take a wee-wee
Take a wee-wee
Don't let your pounding bladder's squeal
Drive you crazy
Lighten up while in the can
Zip open fly if you're a man
Just make a face and shake your gland
And take a wee-wee

Now evecuatin' showers of pristine color yaller
It's such a fine migh-ty pee
In a swirl, my load, going instead
Pain growin' now, still gotta frickin' pee

No $hit, baby, that ain't gravy
I gotta know if one good shove is
gonna save me
Wee'd my shoes, and wee'd my shins
Oh we will never pee beer again
I'll open up my smilin' grin
And take a wee-wee

Well I'm a drivin down the road
cannot ignore the load
got a quiv'ring sphincter taking charge.
Certainly not super; clenchin' my pooper
Man! this will be large

Aid is needed, hate to breathe in
I guess the smell of last night's meal isn't fragrant
Tighty Whities must look frightening
I got a feeling my poor stomach cannot take it
Hope no one sees me
I know that they will tease me

Ya oughta make it squeeeeeezy.....

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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 2   1
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 4   0
 5   2

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Cookie-man - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I can not stop laughing! I am having trouble typing becasue I can't see throught the tears. I am laughing so hard I am crying! EXCELLENT JOB!
Adagio - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
So funny! And I thought committees didn't work. 5's
Rick D - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
That was fun. But you have to get in there quick, or all thse wags beat you to it.
Johnny D - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This smiling simian says let's do it again. 5's for us.
Ol' John Brown - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow! Some of my favorite folks done got together cooked up a real knee slappin' good one! All 5's from me too!
David Jensen - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I have to wee.
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A royal flush.
alvin rhodes - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
urine for some fives
Claude Prez - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooooh ooooooh aaahh ahhhhh (that's me being a monkey); nice job, us.
Kristof Robertson - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"Bowels are also brewin', need some number twoin'" Classic 555
Agrimorfee - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great minds stink alike! 555.
Jack Wilson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! 555! This is too funny!
Rod Worden - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Excreetingly well done, folks! 5s.
2nz - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Go us! I still think its crappy, though.
Meriadoc - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Turned out great! :-)
Peregrin - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it! I thought the "Now evecuatin' showers" line was good! Oh! It was Merry's hee hee!

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