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Song Parodies -> "Nappy-headed Ho's"

Original Song Title:

"Riders on the Storm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Nappy-headed Ho's"

Parody Written by:

Tone2dabone

The Lyrics

Lest we forget, in early April, 2007, during a rebroadcast of the NCAA womens basketball championship game, commentator Don Imus, labled the Rutgers team "nappy-headed ho's", (and a few other things too). Well, this set off about 5 days of ranting by everyone from Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, to Mike and Mike on ESPN. It took the tragic shooting of 30 students to end it all.
Nappy-headed ho's

nappy-headed ho's,
nappy-headed ho's,
a drib'lin' down d' flo',
dey only wanna sco',
and do' dey lost d'game
Don Imus gave'm fame
nappy-headed ho's

he's a jock on radio
he's justa shock jock wit' a sho'
"take a long holiday"
sponsors got their way!
"we can't let'm keep d'sho'
he's much wo'se danna ho'!"
jock off radio, yeah

girls ya gotta love dat man
girls ya oughta love dat man
take fame by d'hand
make a newd game plan
the wo'ld fo' you is ripe
fo' any kinda hype
wo'nchya love dat man? yeah! Wo'

nappy-headed ho's,
nappy-headed ho's,
a drib'lin' down d' flo',
dey only wanna sco',
and do' dey lost d'game
Don Imus gave'm fame
nappy-headed ho's

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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GANGSTA JOE - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
YEAH, THIS BE REAL PIMPIN', TONY! 5-5-5, HOMEY!
Michael Pacholek - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't want to admit that this is funny. Then again, it also makes Imus and his ilk look bad. And now that I think about it, since when does Imus have any credibility when talking about somebody's hair?
Bradford Boogie - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You broke one of the cardinal rules by not basing your title on the original title, but you get away with it by writing such funny lyrics. Funny and offensive at the same time!
Tone2dabone - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Gangsta...Ho'mey! Thanks Michael.... I love your cleopatra btw...I sing it sometimes too. Thanks Bradford.... sorry 'bout the title, I was looking for the best notes to sing.....
McDonald - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Good pacing.

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