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Song Parodies -> "Don't Touch Me!"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Touch Me!"

Parody Written by:

That Guy Over There

The Lyrics

Back off, back off, back off, back off
Don't touch me, sir
Can't you see
That I am not gay?

What was that statement I just made?
Why don't you listen to what I said?
What was that statement I just made?
Why don't you listen to what I said?

No, I do not love you, so will you please stop?
I said I don't love you
Get away from me, you creepy queer guy

Back off, back off, back off, back off
Don't touch me, sir
Can't you see
That I am not gay?

What was that statement I just made?
Why don't you listen to what I said?
What was that statement I just made?
Why don't you listen to what I said?

No, I do not love you, so will you please stop?
I said I don't love you
Get away from me, you creepy queer guy

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Diddims - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I was expecting something parodying the original message (the opposite of sexual pleasure/romance, that is), but I find this to be rather insulting. Sure, some gays are like this, but most of them aren't. I'm quite miffed by this, I'll have you know.

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