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Song Parodies -> "Why Are You Speaking Leet?"

Original Song Title:

"Takin' It To The Streets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Why Are You Speaking Leet?"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You guys know this computer language
Texting messages with such things as LOLs
And "owned" with P, not an O
Assuming homoglyph roles
You...telling me the things quite unheard of to me
You ain't learning to talk right, expectin' I see
Why are you speaking Leet? (Why are you speaking Leet?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (What are you sayin'?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (ROTFL)

Taking "best foot forwards" and
Abbreviate it... that's not smart
You also put the word "sucker"
Containing X, O, and R
Are you... keeping on asking people an ASL?
Here's another question that I'll ask you as well
Why are you speaking Leet? (Why are you speaking Leet?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (What are you sayin'?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (Why are you speaking Leet?)
Why are you speaking...

So you've... tried shortening the word "newbie" with n00b (ah hah)
Answer this question that I kept on askin' you
Why are you speaking Leet? (Why are you speaking Leet?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (What are you sayin'?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (How come?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (Why are you speaking Leet?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (let's discuss it further)
Why are you speaking Leet? (Ah, no)
Why are you speaking Leet? (I've heard it, I've heard it)
Why are you speaking Leet? (just answer)
Why are you speaking Leet? (Why are you speaking Leet?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (What are you sayin'?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (What did you say to me?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (ah, no way)
Why are you speaking Leet? (no... way)
Why are you speaking Leet? (How come?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (some can't understand)
Why are you speaking Leet? (aaaaahhh)
Why are you speaking Leet? ("late", form of "L8")
Why are you speaking Leet? (Speaking Leet?)
Why are you speaking Leet? (Why the hey you're sayin'?)

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Michael Pacholek - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
For once, I agree with you completely. Leetspeak has got to go!

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