Song Parodies -> Bacon For Two, A Treat

Original Song Title:

"Takin' It To The Streets"

Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bacon For Two, A Treat"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

You don't know meat, but white - the other.
Swine was glazed here in dish giving smell.
You don't know dry rinds in your world.
Grab a spoon, enzymes will gel.

Food...filling teeth, these pigs you're gonna chew for me.
I am fryin' 'cause I don't like that rotisserie.

Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat. (No more beef or mutton).
Bacon for two, a treat.

Take this sausage strewn in butter.
You will dine it's savory flair.
Where severed heapfuls mix in peppers.
Tied in spaghetti's twist hair.

Sow food...filling teeth, these pigs you're gonna chew for me.
I am fryin' and I don't like chicken fricassee.

Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat. (No more beef or mutton.)
Bacon for two, a treat.

Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat. (No more beef for bitin'.)
Bacon for two, a treat.

Sow food...filling teeth, these pigs you're gonna chew for me.
I am fryin' 'cause I don't like that rotisserie.

Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat. (No more beef or mutton).
Bacon for two, a treat.

Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat.
Bacon for two, a treat.
(c)2006 M. O'Neill....zvoidx@yahoo.com
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