Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Take Me To Your Farm"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me In Your Arms"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me To Your Farm"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i know you're seekin'...seekin' a bovine
you're thinkin' they're darlin'...you'll get you one this time
shown a little tenderness..see how my goods flow
please let me be...your favorite hands-on chore

take me to your farm
and milk me, milk me...a little while
c'mon...yank me
milk me, milk me...a little while

we all must need....relief sometime
right now...right now....its tuggin' time
milk helps your bones to be strong...i'm lactose able
i'm just a homeless cow...that needs a stable
please, do not leave me...farmer, don't leave me behind
please...make this deal...tap me any time

take me to your farm
and milk me, milk me...a little while
c'mon...yank me
milk me, milk me...a little while

i'll moo for you
show my happiness
my future looked so dark
i must confess
i'll never never be inside that butcher store
i'll never never see that slaughterhouse's door
you'd never leave me
for them to grind
that...makes me feel...i have peace of mind

take me to your farm
and milk me, milk me...a little while
c'mon...yank me
milk me, milk me...a little while

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rick C - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You strike me as someone who cares about udders. 555
AFW - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You've produce-d another good one..fives
Ravyn Rant - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
The chorus was good, but it was the verses that tipped me from bovine indifference to fives...yes, I had to ruminate on this one. I know, I know...Ravyn, how cud you?
alvin rhodes - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick AFW and ravyn (lol)
John Barry - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Got fives!
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john
stuart mcarthur - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
you milked every gag possible, alvin, except this one - 555
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stuart

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thedoobiebrothers27.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 515