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Song Parodies -> "Long Haired Punks"

Original Song Title:

"Long Train Running"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Long Haired Punks"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

dealin' on the corner
a half an ounce appears
you can see those long haired punks
but they're gone when cops are near
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs

you know they're drug abusers
arms are full of tracks
they sell out friends and family
for the monkey on their backs
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs

well, my 'hood is junkie central
and the dope fiends congregate
its horse, they're pushin', mama
and the business here is great
they're on drugs
very stupid now...now now now
they're on drugs

well, the crack pipe keeps on burnin'
and the deals keep goin' down
narcotics trail is cold and hard
and their lives become unsound
they're on drugs
that's all they need right now
they're on drugs
very stupid now

ooh...got to stop these people...wow !
cause they're abusin' now
baby baby baby baby
they're abusin' now
they're just long haired punks
and they're tryin' to move their junk
and they keep on usin'
keep on usin'
keep on usin'

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Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
A serious topic well described.
John Barry - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What Rex said.
Kristof Robertson - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Great to see you do serious just as well as you do funny. 555
Johnny D - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What John Barry and Kristof Robertson said.
alvin rhodes - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rex john kristof and johnny
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I got here late, Alvin. Excellent rhyming and pacing....5s
Michael Pacholek - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude... five grams...
alvin rhodes - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rick and michael

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