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Song Parodies -> "Doctor Who's Machine"

Original Song Title:

"What A Fool Believes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Who's Machine"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

He came from some-when back in his long ago
Or was he from his future - he rides a Tardis
He's not late
To dates yet to be created
In space and time

He blusters and smiles
Tells his nostalgic tales
Clever cunning years that he's jauntily played
Only to realize
He is a paradox

He
Travels space in his life
He
Never makes mistakes twice

As he's flying through-out the galaxy
Any time or place he wants to know
His Tardis will go

Doctor Who's machine
Careens
A Time Lord has the power
To flee from today

What seems
To be
Is just the future of something
That's long-past and gone ---

--- and when he is ---

Some-when back in his long ago
Where he can still retrieve time and space in his life
Someday
Some way
He will return

He
Changes shape in his life
He
Never takes a face twice

As he's flying through-out the galaxy
Any time or place he wants to know
His Tardis will go

Doctor Who's machine
Will be
Where Time Lords have the power
To gleefully play

The scenes
You see
Are all the future of something
The Doctor did spawn

Doctor Who's machine
Careens
'Cause Time Lords have the power
To flee from today

Light speed
To he
Is much slow-er than the Tardis
When Doc's on a call

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Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(see this parody on AmiRight's "New Entries" page for April 7th)

Kim West - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I think that I shall give a timely 5,5,5 for this wonderful song.
Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kim.
Rex - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
555 millenia of fun!
Stuart McArthur - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
how did I know you'd be a Dr Who fan! - we're about the same age, Johnny, and when that Dr Who theme music came on the TV, when I was a kid, I used to shit myself - LOL - 555
Johnny D - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rex and Stuart. Stuart --- when that Dr. Who theme music comes on TV today, what do you do now? ;-)
Stuart McArthur - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I know - it's become a huge problem JD, because I no longer fit under the sofa - so now I just put my hands over my ears and scream, which drowns out the theme until one of my kids rushes over and switches the channel
Jonathan S. - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Alas, IDKTOS, but I myself am a Dr. Who addict, and the parody title you came up with was very good! The parody itself wasn't bad, either.
Adagio - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I tried to get the Doobie Brothers music out of my head because I love your parodies. No exception here. 5's

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