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Song Parodies -> "America's Next Top Model"

Original Song Title:

"Listen To The Music"

Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"America's Next Top Model"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

The highest-rated show on UPN, next to WWE wrestling of course.
40 million growin', every Tuesday
Tyra Banks has got a show
1 in running, 1 goes ho-o-ome
Press record to play

Models need looks, front pages lose the smile
The host has the tasks the models know how
By elimination, 1 can't go thro-o-ough
Lord, now mama
Tyra will ask you why

Oh, Who's the next top model
Oh, Who's the next top model
Oh, Who's the next top model
You'll find out

Mediocre or better, everything she says
Meet me in LA for finale day
Who's the winner with a contract?
oooh, You're gonna find out on Tuesday

(repeat chorus)

These models walk the runway
In that New York City sky
And the viewers are getting bigger
11 make it, 1 goes home
Back to her own house to cry

(repeat chorus 2x)

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Harlie - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I think Amanda should

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