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Song Parodies -> "Big Mouse"

Original Song Title:

"Brick House"

Original Performer:

The Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"Big Mouse"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he's a big...mouse
he might just bite me
just look how his teeth hang out
he's a big...mouse
the trap has snapped
and there's a crack
i hear him begin to laugh
he's a big...mouse
weighs a ton, a homely one
like you'd see at the ol' amazon
a six footer, from his tail to his nose
and look how the sucker goes

in know i've tried everything a fellow needs to get a mouse
when poison's used, he seems amused
dirty tricks, i've deployed, but he's slick
and he's won this hand

he's a big...mouse
he's so unslightly
just look at that whiskered snout
he's a big...mouse
he really fat...he scares the cat
man, you should see him scat
he's a big...mouse
fears no one...and lingers on
good lord, how i wish he was gone
he's a menace, everybody knows
and each day, my terror grows

my clothes, he chews
what nasty ways
make his old man long for mouseless days
if he was killed
life would be an ease
how i'd love to knock
that mouse to its knees

he's a big...mouse
i chase him nightly
just look how that beast hides out
he's a big...mouse
he just attacked...i fought him back
guess i have blown my stack
he's a big...mouse
one on one...i grab my gun
i pull, but the safety is on
we're together, nose to nose
and that's when the muzzle blows

takes him down, takes him down now
takes him down, takes him down now
takes him down, takes him down now

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Total Votes: 9

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LucidLupin LeeBee - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Great - not Minnie. 3 funky 5s
MasonR - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny and funky! 5's
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS but found a cover and have to agree on funky. BTW: What's the size of your spouse? *hint, hint*
John Barry - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Your mouse is a very, very, very large mouse/Killed two cats in the yard/Body-slammed Fido hard/He's not like average meeses 'cause he's huge. 5s
Gamera, aka Tommy the Giant Turtle - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm getting Diz-ney reading this... somenone slipped me a Mickey... 555. BTW ar and PK1: Is your spouse a big souse?
Red Ant - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DRTOS that well but funny lines, especially this: "he really fat...he scares the cat".
alvin rhodes - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks lee mason peter john (lol) 'gamera' and red ant
Paul Robinson - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, are you sure that's not Donald Rumsfeld? OH...wait...sorry...that's a RAT...what's that got to do with your parody...Nothin' - Really funny parody, nicely done...but doesn't Rumsfeld kinda have a Rat face? OK...I'll knock it off...5's ~ ~ ~
Matthias - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, I was going to do a song like this called Two Story Mouse... but now that this is up I have to think of a diffrent one.... It won't be Cheasy, I'll need a cage, to try and enclose this mousey deal.... Don't Bite The Chease, Angelina... wait your not Stuart... Just Kidding great song Alvin...
Larry Hensley - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Fun parody, 3 big fat fives
alvin rhodes - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul matthias and larry

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