-> "Big Mouse"
Original Song Title:
"Brick House"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Big Mouse"
The Lyrics
he's a big...mouse
he might just bite me
just look how his teeth hang out
he's a big...mouse
the trap has snapped
and there's a crack
i hear him begin to laugh
he's a big...mouse
weighs a ton, a homely one
like you'd see at the ol' amazon
a six footer, from his tail to his nose
and look how the sucker goes
in know i've tried everything a fellow needs to get a mouse
when poison's used, he seems amused
dirty tricks, i've deployed, but he's slick
and he's won this hand
he's a big...mouse
he's so unslightly
just look at that whiskered snout
he's a big...mouse
he really fat...he scares the cat
man, you should see him scat
he's a big...mouse
fears no one...and lingers on
good lord, how i wish he was gone
he's a menace, everybody knows
and each day, my terror grows
my clothes, he chews
what nasty ways
make his old man long for mouseless days
if he was killed
life would be an ease
how i'd love to knock
that mouse to its knees
he's a big...mouse
i chase him nightly
just look how that beast hides out
he's a big...mouse
he just attacked...i fought him back
guess i have blown my stack
he's a big...mouse
one on one...i grab my gun
i pull, but the safety is on
we're together, nose to nose
and that's when the muzzle blows
takes him down, takes him down now
takes him down, takes him down now
takes him down, takes him down now
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