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Song Parodies -> "Three Times A Tradie"

Original Song Title:

"Three Times a Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"Three Times A Tradie"

Parody Written by:

Sparkie

The Lyrics

Tradesman = Tradies in Oz Speak
Three times a Tradie - The Commodore SS Utes
[Verse]
No Thanks for the pain that you've given me
The train wreck that you left behind
and now that we've come to the end of my 'reno'
Your drive off - with wheels spinning loud
[Chorus]
Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
For everything you do
Yes Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
And make that cash too
Only cash upfront will do
[Verse]
When we came together my money soon vanished
Before your crew made a start
You clutched at, you fondled, you scratched at your privates
As walls and my world fell apa---------------------rt
[Chorus]
Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
For everything you do
Yes Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
Now I'm in a stew
Left with your stinking dog's poo

Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
For everything you do
Yes Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
Please learn to use the loo
At least my lemon tree grew

Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
For everything you do
Yes Charged once, twice, three times you tradie
You can afford some shampoo
Maybe take a bath too
Holden Commodore Utility (Ute) preferred mode of transport for these cashed up bogans

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