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Song Parodies -> "Dick House"

Original Song Title:

"Brick House"

Original Performer:

The Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"Dick House"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Mark Driscoll, an influential megachurch pastor and televangelist, has been suspended from his ministry after anonymous comments he made online, in which he basically referred to women as "penis homes", became public. This is only the latest in a long line of misogynistic and vulgar comments he's made.
"She's a dick house"
Marky Marky could never control his mouth
"She's a dick house
A lady was made to be
A place you can park your P"

"She's a dick house
She the one, the only one
Home for your loner-ly dong"
Controversial, everybody knows
And here's how the story goes

"You know your dong's just hanging there
Like a poor scruffy old homeless man, yeah
And keep this in mind; you never will find
The perfect home for your dick, in a butt or hand


Poor Pastor Mark has now been fired
Of his crude ways we were pretty tired
"A woman's built for one thing: to please
A godly wife knows how to get down on her knees"


Song of Sol, Song of Sol, Song of Sol now
Song of Sol, Song of Sol, Song of Sol now

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