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Song Parodies -> "(They think they have) Complete Control"

Original Song Title:

"Complete Control"

Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"(They think they have) Complete Control"

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The Lyrics

Ever since O'Connar retired, the liberals want control. But, oh wait, the're not in power.
They think they have complete control
But the presidents in charge here people
They said it like they were so mad
Republicans laughed, libs went mad

Ooh ooh ooh
Deaney's really dumb
Ooh ooh ooh
Complete control - ha! - that's a laugh

Before 01 the libs could get in
When Clinton won in '92 they could get back in
And with every scandal they had they could still get in
Come here for the vote, don't filabust!

Ooh ooh ooh
Have I said something wrong?
Ooh ooh ooh
Complete Control's not for Dean or Tong!

They said Bush'es choice is a folley
When they talked out of thier yapper
They meant "Let's bash this dumb president!
And worry 'bout it later!"

Ooh ooh ooh
They'll never understand
Ooh ooh ooh
Complete Control - maybe in another land!

They don't trust you
Why should you trust them?

The liberals rules are crap
They're dirty they're filthy
In '06 they'll never last

This is Howard Dean speaking
No control in the justice
No control in our minds
These are the lib liars

Total N-O-T Control
Oh, and about the line "Complete Control's not for Dean or Tong!", it's not a threat. It's about a parody he wrote.

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DKTOS - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
The lyrics are at
Paul Robinson - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Boy, is THIS dumb and meaningless...DKTOS & not interested in looking up the lyrics. No vote here, just a remark...Have you been reading the newspapers in THIS decade? Why don't you try it? You might notice that things are pretty much totally screwed up under this reckless, feckless fool and his moronic henchmen...

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