Song Parodies -> I Shut The Door...
| Original Song Title: | "I Fought The Law" |
| Original Performer: | The Clash |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Shut The Door..." |
| Parody Written by: | MattD |
For all you other clumsy fools out there...
Searing pain and... it ain't fun
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
I had five fingers now... minus one
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
Now I'm bleeding - F@~kin' hell...
Plasters are all gone
Curse that bloody door all the... way to hell
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(Instrumental break)
Would have seen the doctor to... get it fixed
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
But there's a five week... waiting list
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
Now my shirt is - covered in...
All this f@~kin' blood
Gonna tear that door off its.. hi-n-ges
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(instrumental break)
I shut the door on my... left thumb
I shut the door on my... left thumb
(repeat to end)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
I had five fingers now... minus one
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
Now I'm bleeding - F@~kin' hell...
Plasters are all gone
Curse that bloody door all the... way to hell
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(Instrumental break)
Would have seen the doctor to... get it fixed
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
But there's a five week... waiting list
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
Now my shirt is - covered in...
All this f@~kin' blood
Gonna tear that door off its.. hi-n-ges
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(I shut the door on my... left thumb)
(instrumental break)
I shut the door on my... left thumb
I shut the door on my... left thumb
(repeat to end)
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Hey, pretty good, MattD, simple and clever. 5's
It's original, I'll give it that. Nice job.
Haha great job dude..
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