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Song Parodies -> "Whine and Pine (Banned by G)"

Original Song Title:

"Train in Vain (Stand by Me)"

Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Whine and Pine (Banned by G)"

Parody Written by:

Annie Are You Okay?

The Lyrics

It had to be done...
You were banned by The Man
For your ramblings we can’t understand
You said you loved us, that you’d adapt
Then you trashed us, and you got slapped

So Chucky gave us a short survey
We responded send this fool away-ay-ay

You got banned by G
And now you bawl
You got banned by G
Go ‘way

Crappy rhymes, John Candy’s Ghost
Alter egos, juvenile boasts
He was a supremely long-winded clown
Let’s hope its better without him ‘round

He wrote dozens of pointless posts a day
Now he bitches that he feels betray-ay-ayed

‘Cause he’s banned by G
He’s pretty galled
He got banned by G

Now just go ho-o-ooome, and watch TV
Jay Leno-o-ooo, comes on nightly

You got banned by G
He made the call

Now you whine and sob, and weep and bray
And your spirit, it just won’t go away
It just won’t matter if you cry and hue
‘Cause Chucky gave you, a big ol’ F-U

But somehow your rantings still make it through
I suppose Red Ant will dump those too-oo-oo

‘Cause you’re banned by G
And now you bawl
You got banned by G
Go ‘way
You got banned by G
He made the call
You got banned by G
His say

We won’t listen-en-en, to no more pleas
It’s unli-i-i-ikely, we will be appeased
You got banned by G

You got banned by G
And now you bawl
You got banned by G
Go ‘way
You got banned by G
He made the call
You got banned by G
His say

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

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Jason - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
What the hell.....?!?!!!!!
Jason (again) - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
It wasn't me that left that 1 vote either. Funny how it appeared as soon as I entered my above comment.
Matthias - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
And there was much rejoicing! Yay!!!
Red Ant - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, Annie. And yes, I have been dumping drm's comments as I spot them. He still gets through because most spam is blocked by the captchas, not by IP or host bans. drm will be happy to know his long-winded nonsense takes me all of a quarter second to spot and delete, so unless he can type ~85,000 words per minute, he's wasting his time.
Jason - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol at the drm abbreviation. I thought drm was digital rights management that is applied to songs bought from iTunes!
Mr 5's - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Love it. Very well paced and to-the-point. I bet that the little Piss Ant who gave this 1's might've been drm himself (lol at the abbreviation too!).
Annie - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
572 words in response? Yeah, you're clearly "done" with this website, and have "better things to do," Doc.

Of course, since Red Ant is just gonna delete your comments again, so my response is gonna seems a little strange.
Anonyomous Informant - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Pay no attention to Cisum Rd spelt backwards, he is only asking for trouble. And yes, the admins are gonna hunt down his pointless, immature ramblings and destroy them all. And DrM himself can kiss my fat a** if he sees this.
Death to Drmusic - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, dr-m, I hope you can make it to your birthday when you turn three.
Andria - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I personally don't think that Dr Music is being honest about leaving for good. In my opinion, I think that he will stick around until either no Internet provider or cybercafe will have him around and he runs out of false IP addresses, he gets arrested and thrown in jail, or something along the lines of quadraplegic paralysis or death keeps him off the web for good. Great sentiment in the parody, and 5s.
3.1415926535 - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Agreed with Jason, Annie, Anon Info, Death to Drmusic, and Andria! He has caused enough trouble plaguing this website with all his bulls*** ramblings as well as harassing other people! He should get it through his thick skull that he's banned and not welcome here! Andria and Anon Info, as usual, you keep on fishing for his parodies to be deleted. Jason, keep driving him away. And Red Ant, as usual, keep on deleting his comments!!
Annie - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Mmmmm, Pi.
Dr Music - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Look i'm sorry for everything i've said and done and for getting worked up over that dumb Leno parody and for attacking the admins, i really mean in this time. Please UN-IPBAN me, I missed you guys- you were like family to me, now i'm nothing but a gross disgusting shell of my former self. Please let back on here.

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