You were banned by The Man
For your ramblings we can’t understand
You said you loved us, that you’d adapt
Then you trashed us, and you got slapped

So Chucky gave us a short survey
We responded send this fool away-ay-ay

You got banned by G
And now you bawl
You got banned by G
Go ‘way

Crappy rhymes, John Candy’s Ghost
Alter egos, juvenile boasts
He was a supremely long-winded clown
Let’s hope its better without him ‘round

He wrote dozens of pointless posts a day
Now he bitches that he feels betray-ay-ayed

‘Cause he’s banned by G
He’s pretty galled
He got banned by G
Dismayed

Now just go ho-o-ooome, and watch TV
Jay Leno-o-ooo, comes on nightly

You got banned by G
He made the call

Now you whine and sob, and weep and bray
And your spirit, it just won’t go away
It just won’t matter if you cry and hue
‘Cause Chucky gave you, a big ol’ F-U

But somehow your rantings still make it through
I suppose Red Ant will dump those too-oo-oo

‘Cause you’re banned by G
And now you bawl
You got banned by G
Go ‘way
You got banned by G
He made the call
You got banned by G
His say

We won’t listen-en-en, to no more pleas
It’s unli-i-i-ikely, we will be appeased
You got banned by G

You got banned by G
And now you bawl
You got banned by G
Go ‘way
You got banned by G
He made the call
You got banned by G
His say