Song Parodies -> I Fought the Claus

Original Song Title:

"I Fought the Law"

Original Performer:

The Clash

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Fought the Claus"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

Elf rebellion. You know it's funny :)
Making toys for "minimum"
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won
I wanted a raise but I – got none
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won

I went half crazy here at the North Pole
I guess my time is done
Sick of getting paid for work in coal
I fought the Claus but the Claus won
I fought the Claus but the Claus won

(Instrumental break)

North Pole labor, well it's - no fun
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won

Working for a guy who weighs a ton
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won

I was a crazed elf who made his attack
And fought with the big guns
But the Big Guy shot me right in the back
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won
I fought the Claus, but the Claus won

I fought the Claus and the Claus won
I fought the Claus and the Claus won
I fought the Claus and the Claus won
(Repeat)
Well I fought the Claus but the
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Pacing: 4.2
 
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Mr 1s - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes it was ok 333
Yoidy - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Good, funny concept.
Michael Pacholek - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job, great idea, but I had to dock you a point for citing the Clash instead of Bobby Fuller. Even if the Clash were much more likely to have actually fought the law.
Chris Kilo - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all who voted, even a somewhat reluctant thanks to Mr 1s for the surprisingly high 333. And yes, Michael, I can understand why you docked points but come on - the Clash were so much cooler, and as you said - they were much more likely to have fought the law haha. But thanks anyways :)

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