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Song Parodies -> "Tight Diet"

Original Song Title:

"White Riot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Clash

Parody Song Title:

"Tight Diet"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!
Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!

Fat man got a lot of problems
When he don't mind gaining some weight
Slim people best watch out
For all those carbohydrates
And everybody's eating
Just what their told to
Cause nobody wants their
Diet to fail!

Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!
Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!

All the hours that I spend
Struggling just to stick to my diet
But chocolate's tempting
Guess it wouldn't hurt to try it
And my body is taking
Just what I consume
I guess in the end
My health is doomed!

Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!
Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!

Am I over-eating?
While I am placing orders –
At my favorite restaurant
My hear rate's going forwards!

Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!
Tight diet, I'm on a diet
Tight diet, I'm on a diet, skinny bones!

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Stephen Harrington - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555, since it looks well wrote and I think the theme is ammusing.
Yoidy - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Tight Diet, I wanna try it! 555

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