He kidnapped both my kids because he wants a wa-ar
He left a note with a dagger stuck in the do-or
"If you want to rescue Jack and young Maggie
Then you're gonna have, to fly to Neverland to fight me"

Now Hook is an opponent that I wouldn't try to mock
Only thing that frightens him is that infernal clock
Gotta go and face him on his ship down at the dock

I hate the training and I hate that Rufio-o
I don't understand, when it's this hot how can there be snow?
I hate the Lost Boys' fake-ass food
I don't wanna wear green tights and elf shoes

Now Hook is an opponent that I wouldn't try to mock
Only thing that frightens him is that infernal clock
Gotta go and face him on his ship down at the dock

Happy thoughts...bag of marbles...not in a slingshot...birth of my son

I learnt to fly and now I can also cro-ow
I learnt to fight and I can beat Rufio-o
Now I'm gonna go kill Captain Hook
Now I'm more than just a, well, kid in a book

Now Hook is an opponent that I wouldn't try to mock
Only thing that frightens him is that infernal clock
Gotta go and face him on his ship down at the dock

I'm Pan
I'm Pan
I'm Pan

Ain't never growing up