The devil went down to Texas
He was looking to drink some beer
He was out of luck
In his pickup truck
So he rode to town on a steer
When he came upon a country boy drinking an icy brew
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said
"Boy let me tell you what

I bet you didn't know it
but I enjoy a tasty brew
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now got some pretty good stuff boy
But give the devil a chance
I'll bet a keg of beer against your steer
Mine'll get women out their pants."

The boy said "My name's Jimbo
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet your gonna regret
'Cause This's the best there's ever been."

Jimbo open up a can and get out your bear bong
'Cause hell's broke loose in Texas
You gotta prove the devil wrong
And if you win you get that big ass keg filled with beer
Butif you lose the devil gets your steer

The devil pulled out his pack and he said
"I'll be a man!"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he opened up his can
And he held the can up in the air
And he took a mighty chug
You could hear the devil a'gulpin down
As he slammed down his mug

(gulping, burping, etc...)

When the devil finished Jimbo said
"Hey, man I think you're wrong
So sit down in that chair right there
And drink from my beer bong."


Party in my mouth, everyone's invited
This stuff'll keep your fire lighted
Don't mess with the beer right here in this place
You don't have to worry bout "Bitter Beer-face"

(gulping, burping)

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he could hardly stand
On the ground and on his feet
Jimbo said "Devil just come on back
if you ever want some more of this,
But a problem is
the side affect is
You'll really have to piss"

He sang
Party in my mouth, everyone's invited
This stuff'll keep your fire lighted
Don't mess with the beer right here in this place
You don't have to worry bout "Bitter Beer-face"