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Song Parodies -> "Bitch Named Shaniqua"

Original Song Title:

"Just What I Needed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Bitch Named Shaniqua"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is about a black lady who used to be on Smackdown when she was the Bashem brothers' manager.
There was this Amazon lady
At the wrestling time
She led the Basham brothers
They always lose their minds
They were such a bad pair
Shaniqua loses her hair
They don't mind her comin' there
But she's sour as lime

She always leads them out
She is such a creep
She whips them into winning
But they're in too deep
They never try to wrestle well
After the ring of the bell
She always leads them out
But Bradshaw puts her to sleep

I hate that bitch named Shaniqua(Shaniqua)
She's such a f**kin' disgrace
I hate that bitch named Shaniqua(Shaniqua)
She always dominates in place

I don't mind her comin' here
Just to fight me this time
But her bitchin' just hurts my ears
I kinda lose my mind
It's the black leather she always wears
But my winning will soon tear
I don't mind her comin' here
But it's a waste of time

I hate that bitch named Shaniqua(Shaniqua)
She's such a f**kin' disgrace
I hate that bitch named Shaniqua(Shaniqua)
She always dominates in place

I hate that bitch named Shaniqua(Shaniqua)
She's such a f**kin' disgrace
I hate that bitch named Shaniqua(Shaniqua)
She always dominates in place

That bitch named Shaniqua
That bitch named Shaniqua
That bitch named Shaniqua

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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raddog20002002 - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I just can't believe that one of you put a bad score on this parody. I was told that if I made fun of an older popular song once in a while, I would get good responses. The song I just made fun of is an older popular song and it's from the 70s. The question is do you really think my pacing was off in many places just like "Livin' La Vida Sideshow" or was it wrong for me to insult a popular female wrestler? Maybe, this parody made you think that I am some kind of racist just because this is about a black lady. If any of you people looked at someone's parody "Please Retire, Flair" and did not feel pissed off about, then why feel pissed off about "Bitch Named Shaniqua"? For the love of God, please tell me why this parody is a bad one.
Jonathan C. - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't mind him. He votes 1's on every parody he can read. :(

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