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Song Parodies -> "Just Like A Penis"

Original Song Title:

"Just What I Needed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cars

Parody Song Title:

"Just Like A Penis"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

There are two things radical feminists and social conservatives can both agree on. 1. Neither of them likes porn, and 2. Neither of them likes the fact that so many buildings seem to be shaped like phallic symbols.
I don't like that water tower
That they just built downtown
It's got a shaft so very long
It's top's so very round, yeah

Like Washington's old monument
It always likes way too "erect"
I don't like that water tower
That they just built downtown

That thing looks just like a penis!
That thing resembles a dong
That thing looks just like a penis!
That thing resembles a schlong

I don't like the Space Nee-dle
Or the Willy-amsburg Bank
If those buildings all had hands
They probably would wank, yeah

That phallic symbol represents
Perverted male dom-i-nance
I don't like the Space Nee-dle
Or the Willy-amsburg Bank

That thing looks just like a penis!
That thing resembles a dong
That thing looks just like a penis!
That thing resembles a schlong

I won't go to Florida
To Tallahassee town
Because that state's state capitol
Looks phallic all around, yeah

The Leaning Pisa Tower must be
Leaning 'cause it has E.D.
I won't go to Florida
Or Tallahassee town

That thing looks just like a penis!
That thing resembles a dong
That thing looks just like a penis!
That thing resembles a schlong

It's phallic
* The Williamsburg Bank building in Brooklyn was once voted the world's most phallic.

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Patrick - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Check out the Liberty Memorial in Kansas City. You not only have the shaft, but you have matching "structures" on the east and west sides.
Porfle Popnecker - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't think vagina-shaped buildings or water towers would be very practical.
John Barry - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
The Wash. Mon. is whacked, er, cracked.

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